Q. Is it true that even snake-handling zombie werewovles can join the world's best whisperers?
A. Yes, it is quite true. Our current secretary's assistant is a fourth generation zombie werewolf who is devote to his faith of snake-handling.
Q. I have heard that this site is endorsed by the corpse of the famous gothic revialist Augustus Wilby Northmore Pugin?
A. Yes, he especially likes the quilted background.
Q. Is the founder of the world's best whisperers the co-genius behind the master of music ROCK BAND 2004?
Q. How do you decorate your room?
A. With skiivies and maps of Scotland.
Q. Why does it always rain on me?
A. Because you talk too loud. Try whispering.
Q. In the middle ages, were pregnant women warned to not look at anything ugly?
A. Yes, lest they give birth to a monster.
Q. Dijame Vespa?